every song can be depressing if u try hard enough
where do we come from?
where do we go?
where do we come from?
*tear slowly streams down face*
*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
Paul McCartney’s dad, Jim, actually cried when Paul was born because he thought his son was so ugly.
but
when something big happens in a fandom you’re not in
i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
and im waiting for my parents reaction
”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands
1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens
im really scared like what will historians study about the 21st century
‘oh yes.. the gangnam style’
SO MY LITTLE COUSIN SENT ME THIS LINK TO THIS VIRTUAL REALITY HORSE GAME THING
AND YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN HORSE AND STUFF AND YOU FEED IT AND THINGS AND RAISE IT
AND I HAD TO NAME IT SO I ASKED MY DAD WHAT I SHOULD NAME IT
AND HE WAS LIKE “DON’T NAME IT ADAM’S BUTT”
SO I NAMED IT ADAM’S BUTT
AND IT GIVES YOU MISSIONS AND THINGS TO D O TO YOUR HORSE
AN D
IM WATH ICNG THE INCREDIBLES AND DOES NO ONE TALK AOB UT THE PART WHERE THEY CRASH IN THE OCEAN AND TO GE TO TO LAND THE MOM TURN S INTO A BOAT AND HER KI D HIS KICKI NG IN THE WATER?? ?? ?? SUPER FA ST
WHA T THE FRI CK
gotta go fast
